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Dog Quotes

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  • "To err is human, to forgive, canine."
    - Unknown

  • "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog."
    - Dwight D. Eisenhower

  • "Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer."
    - Leo Rosten

  • "If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I'd put a bandage on its foot... I liked it when I did it, but now I'm sick of it."
    - Norman Rockwell

  • "Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up."
    - "DEEP THOUGHTS" by Jack Handy

  • "I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."
    - Steven Wright

  • "By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a "noble" animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward- you will never get her full confidence again."
    - Mark Twain

  • "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
    - Sue Murphy

  • "I named my dog 'Stay'... so I can say 'Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.'"
    - Steven Wright

  • "Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs."
    - Martha Scott

  • "The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's."
    - Mark Twain, Letter to W D Howells, 4/2/1899

  • "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
    - Henry Wheeler Shaw

  • "Every dog must have his day."
    - Jonathan Swift

  • "I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now."
    - Steven Wright

  • "I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles."
    - Steven Wright

  • "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
    - Dave Barry

  • "The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic."
    - Henry Ward Beecher

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