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  • "Recipe; a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat."
    - Unknown

  • "Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat."
    - Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

  • "You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
    - Mr. Blonde "Reservoir Dogs"

  • "Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs."
    - Christopher Hampton

  • "When a dog runs at you, whistle for him."
    - Henry David Thoreau

  • "Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs."
    - George Chapman

  • "Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end."
    - Max Eastman

  • "I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive."
    - Gilda Radner

  • "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
    - Joe Weinstein

  • "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
    - Snoopy

  • "Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
    - Homer from the Simpsons

  • "How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."
    - Abraham Lincoln

  • "Elizabeth's back at the red cross, and I'm walking the dog."
    - Bob Dole, on the Today Show, describing life after the elections, 1997

  • "It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar."
    - Mel Gibson, while eating a dog biscuit at Harvard, 1996

  • "Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
    - Unknown

  • "Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer."
    - Leo Rosten

  • "Barking dogs don't bite people they don't know."
    - Unknown

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