Dog Sayings A boy's best friend is his dog A man's best friend is his dog A house is not a home without a dog Dogs are really people with short legs in fur coats Dogs are people too Be tuff ! The "dog days" of summer can be wuff ! Chasing your tail gets you nowhere ... 'cept back to where you started Family and friends welcome. Fleas are not. Friends Fur-ever Husband and dog missing ... 25 cents reward for dog Wife and dog missing ... 25 cents reward for dog If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog Life is just one table scrap after another My dog's not spoiled ... I'm just well trained ! Recycle bones here When please doesn't work ... Beg ! Wipe your paws Wipe your paws or else Beware of attack puppy I love dogs A spoiled rotten dog lives here Spoiled rotten dogs live here "In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog." "Maybe you've been looking for love in all the wrong places. A dog will treat you better than anyone you'll meet at happy hour. Trust me. I've been to happy hour." " ... work can wait another 30 minutes. There are more important things to do. Like throwing sticks." "A dog will quickly turn you into a fool, but who cares? Better your dog than your boss. I'm a fool for my dog and proud of it." "Dogs are better than children. Even my friends with children say that. As a dog friend of mine likes to say, children are for people who can't have dogs." "A barking dog never bites." "Barking up the wrong tree." "Dog in a manger." "Let sleeping dogs lie." "Tail wagging the dog." "You can't teach an old dog new tricks." © 2001 - present. Australian Media Pty Ltd. All Rights Reserved. Please read our Legal Statement and Privacy Policy.