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    Q: Which dogs bark more, old ones or young ones?
    A: It's about arf and arf!

    Q: What do dogs always take on their camping trips?
    A: Pup tents!

    Q: What dogs became President of the United States?
    A1: Rover Cleveland.
    A2: Zachary Tailer.
    A3: Rufferford Hayes.
    A4: Chester A. Arfer.
    A5: Dwight D. Eisenhowler.
    A6: George Bushy-tail.
    A7: William McKinleash.

    Q: What do you get if you cross a mutt and a poodle?
    A: A muddle.

    Q: What did the puppy say to the shoe?
    A: It's been nice gnawing you!

    Q: What do you call a dog's kiss?
    A: A pooch smooch!

    Q: What do you call a chubby dog?
    A: A round hound!

    Q: What do you call a meeting among many dogs?
    A: A bow-wow pow-wow!

    Q: What do you call a dog's spaghetti?
    A: Poodle's noodles!

    Q: What do you call a happier hunting dog?
    A: A merrier terrier!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a watchdog and a vampire?
    A: A pale mailman!

    Q: What happened to the dog that ate only garlic and online?
    A: His bark was worse than his bite!

    Q: What do you say when you call your dog and he doesn't come?
    A: Doggone!

    Q: What dog should you ask for the time of day?
    A: A watchdog!

    Q: Why do dogs chase their tails?
    A: They're trying to make both ends meet!

    Q: What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
    A: A dogwood!

    Q: What's the difference between a baseball and his tired dog?
    A: The ballplayer wears a complete uniform, but the dog only pants!

    Q: What do you call a dog with royal blood?
    A: A regal beagle.

    Q: What should you give your dog when he does a good job?
    A: A bone-us!

    Q: What did the dog say when it got its tail caught in the door?
    A: "It won't be long now!"

    Q: What's the difference between a dog from Nerbraska and a flea?
    A: One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy!

    Q: Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?
    A: To a re-tail shop.

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