Q: What do dogs always take on their camping trips?
A: Pup tents!

Q: What dogs became President of the United States?
A1: Rover Cleveland.
A2: Zachary Tailer.
A3: Rufferford Hayes.
A4: Chester A. Arfer.
A5: Dwight D. Eisenhowler.
A6: George Bushy-tail.
A7: William McKinleash.

Q: What do you get if you cross a mutt and a poodle?
A: A muddle.

Q: What did the puppy say to the shoe?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!

Q: What do you call a dog's kiss?
A: A pooch smooch!

Q: What do you call a chubby dog?
A: A round hound!

Q: What do you call a meeting among many dogs?
A: A bow-wow pow-wow!

Q: What do you call a dog's spaghetti?
A: Poodle's noodles!

Q: What do you call a happier hunting dog?
A: A merrier terrier!

Q: What do you get if you cross a watchdog and a vampire?
A: A pale mailman!

Q: What happened to the dog that ate only garlic and online?
A: His bark was worse than his bite!

Q: What do you say when you call your dog and he doesn't come?
A: Doggone!

Q: What dog should you ask for the time of day?
A: A watchdog!

Q: Why do dogs chase their tails?
A: They're trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A: A dogwood!

Q: What's the difference between a baseball and his tired dog?
A: The ballplayer wears a complete uniform, but the dog only pants!

Q: What do you call a dog with royal blood?
A: A regal beagle.

Q: What should you give your dog when he does a good job?
A: A bone-us!

Q: What did the dog say when it got its tail caught in the door?
A: "It won't be long now!"

Q: What's the difference between a dog from Nerbraska and a flea?
A: One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy!

Q: Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?
A: To a re-tail shop.