Q: Why are dogs like very affectionate children?
A: They lick their paws!

Q: What's the best way to keep a dog from smelling?
A: Hold its nose!

Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a house?
A: Any kind! A house can't jump!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a pit bull?
A: Who knows? But when it talks, you'd better listen!

Q: What did one flea say to the other when they came out of the movie?
A: "Shall we walk home or take the greyhound?"

Q: What did the dog's right eye say to his left eye?
A: "just between us, something smells!"

Q: Why is Fido sitting outside in the sun like that?
A: You told me to have a hot dog for lunch!

Q: What do you get if you cross a beagle and bread dough?
A: Dog biscuits!

Q: And what is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
A: Collie-flour!

Q: What kind of dog can fly?
A: A bird dog!

Q: Why does a dog turn around three times before lying down?
A: Because "one good turn deserves another"!

Q: Why did the policeman give the dog a ticket?
A: He was in a NO BARKING zone!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a sheepdog and a kangaroo?
A: A fur coat with pockets!

Q: What kind of transportation do dogs like?
A: Greyhound!

Q: Why is the nose in the middle of a bloodhound's face?
A: Because it's the scenter!

Q: Why did the dog jump into the river?
A: He wanted to chase the catfish!

Q: Why does a dog wag its tails?
A: Because no one will wag it for him!

Q: What do you get if you cross a camera with a pit bull?
A: A snapshot!

Q: What do you get if you cross a beagle with a giraffe?
A: A dog that barks at airplanes!