A: A poodle!
Q: Why are dogs like very affectionate children?
Q: What's the best way to keep a dog from smelling?
Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a house?
Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a pit bull?
Q: What did one flea say to the other when they came out of the movie?
Q: What did the dog's right eye say to his left eye?
Q: Why is Fido sitting outside in the sun like that?
Q: What do you get if you cross a beagle and bread dough?
Q: And what is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Q: What kind of dog can fly?
Q: Why does a dog turn around three times before lying down?
Q: Why did the policeman give the dog a ticket?
Q: What would you get if you crossed a sheepdog and a kangaroo?
Q: What kind of transportation do dogs like?
Q: Why is the nose in the middle of a bloodhound's face?
Q: Why did the dog jump into the river?
Q: Why does a dog wag its tails?
Q: What do you get if you cross a camera with a pit bull?
Q: What do you get if you cross a beagle with a giraffe?