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Dog Jokes

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    Q: What dog must you be careful not to step on in a storm?
    A: A poodle!

    Q: Why are dogs like very affectionate children?
    A: They lick their paws!

    Q: What's the best way to keep a dog from smelling?
    A: Hold its nose!

    Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a house?
    A: Any kind! A house can't jump!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a parrot and a pit bull?
    A: Who knows? But when it talks, you'd better listen!

    Q: What did one flea say to the other when they came out of the movie?
    A: "Shall we walk home or take the greyhound?"

    Q: What did the dog's right eye say to his left eye?
    A: "just between us, something smells!"

    Q: Why is Fido sitting outside in the sun like that?
    A: You told me to have a hot dog for lunch!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a beagle and bread dough?
    A: Dog biscuits!

    Q: And what is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
    A: Collie-flour!

    Q: What kind of dog can fly?
    A: A bird dog!

    Q: Why does a dog turn around three times before lying down?
    A: Because "one good turn deserves another"!

    Q: Why did the policeman give the dog a ticket?
    A: He was in a NO BARKING zone!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a sheepdog and a kangaroo?
    A: A fur coat with pockets!

    Q: What kind of transportation do dogs like?
    A: Greyhound!

    Q: Why is the nose in the middle of a bloodhound's face?
    A: Because it's the scenter!

    Q: Why did the dog jump into the river?
    A: He wanted to chase the catfish!

    Q: Why does a dog wag its tails?
    A: Because no one will wag it for him!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a camera with a pit bull?
    A: A snapshot!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a beagle with a giraffe?
    A: A dog that barks at airplanes!

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