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    Q: What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a coat?
    A: A hounds-tooth jacket.

    Q: What did the man shout after he gave his dog some glue?
    A: "Stick 'em, Fido!"

    Q: Why did the dog go ring! ring!?
    A: He was a telephone retriever.

    Q: Do Huskies chase cars?
    A: No. They chase snowmobiles.

    Q: What kind of parents did the mixed-breed dog have?
    A: He had a father and a mutter.

    Q: What kind of dog do farmers like best?
    A: A Saint Barnyard.

    Q: What do you call a boast from a pooch?
    A: A doggie brag.

    Q: What kind of dog is always confused?
    A: A mixed-up breed.

    Q: What does a preacher's dog shout?
    A: "Howllelujah!"

    Q: What do you get if you cross a chick and a mutt?
    A: A peep dog.

    Q: What's the first thing a dog politician learns?
    A: How to shake hands.

    Q: What happens when a dog talks too much?
    A: His tongue wags faster than his tail.

    Q: Why did the boy name his dog Pillow?
    A: He was always on the couch.

    Q: What kind of pooch picks on puppies?
    A: A bullydog.

    Q: Why did the watchdog keep turning in circles?
    A: He was winding himself up!

    Q: What kind of dog washes clothes?
    A: A laundromutt!

    Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
    A: "Don't bug me!"

    Q: In what month do dogs bark the least?
    A: February - it's the shortest month!

    Q: What should you do if your dog starts to chew up your dictionary
    A: Take the words right out of his mouth!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a black hunting dog with a telephone?
    A: A labrador receiver!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a puppy with a mean boy?
    A: A bully dog!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a chili pepper, a steam shovel, and a chihuahua?
    A: A Hot diggity dog!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a pit bull and a cow?
    A: An animal that's too mean to milk!

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