Q: What did the man shout after he gave his dog some glue?
A: "Stick 'em, Fido!"

Q: Why did the dog go ring! ring!?
A: He was a telephone retriever.

Q: Do Huskies chase cars?
A: No. They chase snowmobiles.

Q: What kind of parents did the mixed-breed dog have?
A: He had a father and a mutter.

Q: What kind of dog do farmers like best?
A: A Saint Barnyard.

Q: What do you call a boast from a pooch?
A: A doggie brag.

Q: What kind of dog is always confused?
A: A mixed-up breed.

Q: What does a preacher's dog shout?
A: "Howllelujah!"

Q: What do you get if you cross a chick and a mutt?
A: A peep dog.

Q: What's the first thing a dog politician learns?
A: How to shake hands.

Q: What happens when a dog talks too much?
A: His tongue wags faster than his tail.

Q: Why did the boy name his dog Pillow?
A: He was always on the couch.

Q: What kind of pooch picks on puppies?
A: A bullydog.

Q: Why did the watchdog keep turning in circles?
A: He was winding himself up!

Q: What kind of dog washes clothes?
A: A laundromutt!

Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: "Don't bug me!"

Q: In what month do dogs bark the least?
A: February - it's the shortest month!

Q: What should you do if your dog starts to chew up your dictionary
A: Take the words right out of his mouth!

Q: What do you get if you cross a black hunting dog with a telephone?
A: A labrador receiver!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a puppy with a mean boy?
A: A bully dog!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a chili pepper, a steam shovel, and a chihuahua?
A: A Hot diggity dog!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a pit bull and a cow?
A: An animal that's too mean to milk!