Q: Which breed of dog can make you yell "Ouch"?
A: The Doberman pinscher.

Q: Which dog smells the best?
A: The Scent Bernard.

Q: Which dog is really dumb?
A: The Airhead terrier.

Q: Why did the boy name his dog Hamlet?
A: He was a Great Dane.

Q: Which dog works in a restaurant?
A: The Irish table setter.

Q: Why did the dalmatian go to the cleaners?
A: His coat had spots all over it.

Q: What do fleas ride on when they want to travel?
A: A greyhound bus.

Q: Which dog is fun to play with?
A: The Toy poodle.

Q: What does a pooch use to write a letter?
A: A dog pen.

Q: What do you say when you want to quiet little dogs?
A: "Hush, puppies."

Q: What does a lazy dog chase?
A: Parked cars.

Q: Which kind of dog runs but doesn't tick?
A: A digital watchdog.

Q: Why did the dog call a taxi?
A: He was too lazy to run.

Q: Which part of trees do dogs like best?
A: The bark.

Q: Which dog eats twice as much as any other dog?
A: A Chow Chow.

Q: Why did the dog run after the duck?
A: Everyone kept telling him to get down.

Q: What did Gretel tell her brother's pet dog?
A: "Don't bite the Hans that feeds you."

Q: Who was the most famous pooch poet?
A: Henry Wadsworth Dogfellow.

Q: Which foods definitely don't mix?
A: A hot dog and catsup.

Q: Why did the pitcher throw nothing but balls to the baseball pup?
A: Everyone knows you're supposed to walk a dog.

Q: What did Papa dog tell his children at the dinner table?
A: "Sit!"

Q: When does the weather go splash! splash! meow! woof!?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs.