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    Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
    A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

    Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
    A: A shampoodle!

    Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
    A: Any kind of bloodhound!

    Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
    A: Wire haired terriers!!

    Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
    A: A jolly collie!

    Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
    A: A dingo-ling!

    Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
    A: A bud hound!

    Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
    A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

    Q: What is the dogs favourite city?
    A: New Yorkie!

    Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
    A: Growlcho Marx!

    Q: Which dog weighs the most?
    A: The heavyweight boxer.

    Q: Why did the boy give his dog a telephone?
    A: So he could call him.

    Q: Why did the dog have to move to a new apartment?
    A: He lost his leash.

    Q: What kind of dog is good with tools?
    A: A wrench poodle.

    Q: What happens when a dog eats onions?
    A: His bark is worse than his bite.

    Q: What kind of dog goes patooey! patooey?
    A: A spit bull.

    Q: Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
    A: Petsylvania.

    Q: Which dog wears a badge and carries handcuffs?
    A: A police dog.

    Q: Why should you walk carefully when its raining cats and dogs?
    A: You might step in a poodle.

    Q: How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
    A: He ate table scraps.

    Q: Why did the hungry mutt chase birds?
    A: He wanted a doggie tweet.

    Q: Why can dogs scratch whenever they want to?
    A: They live in a flea country.

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