Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!

Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
A: Any kind of bloodhound!

Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!

Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!

Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling!

Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A: A bud hound!

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: What is the dogs favourite city?
A: New Yorkie!

Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

Q: Which dog weighs the most?
A: The heavyweight boxer.

Q: Why did the boy give his dog a telephone?
A: So he could call him.

Q: Why did the dog have to move to a new apartment?
A: He lost his leash.

Q: What kind of dog is good with tools?
A: A wrench poodle.

Q: What happens when a dog eats onions?
A: His bark is worse than his bite.

Q: What kind of dog goes patooey! patooey?
A: A spit bull.

Q: Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
A: Petsylvania.

Q: Which dog wears a badge and carries handcuffs?
A: A police dog.

Q: Why should you walk carefully when its raining cats and dogs?
A: You might step in a poodle.

Q: How did the dog get splinters in his tongue?
A: He ate table scraps.

Q: Why did the hungry mutt chase birds?
A: He wanted a doggie tweet.

Q: Why can dogs scratch whenever they want to?
A: They live in a flea country.