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  • "The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." - Samuel Butler

  • "Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting."
    - Dr. Ian Dunbar

  • "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
    - Ann Landers

  • "All trees have bark.
    All dogs bark.
    Therefore, all dogs are trees.
    The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree."
    - Unknown

  • "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
    - August Strindberg

  • "A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog."
    - Haitian Farmer

  • Whoever said "let sleeping dogs lie" didn't sleep with dogs.
    - Unknown

  • "A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer."
    - Unknown

  • "If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."
    - Alfred North Whitehead

  • "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
    - Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

  • "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
    - Ben Williams

  • "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations."
    - Sigmund Freud

  • "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
    - Roger Caras

  • "...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God."
    - Charles Kuralt on "48 Hours"

  • "A dog wags its tail with its heart"
    - Martin Buxbaum

  • "A hungry dog hunts best."
    - Lee Trevino, US golfer

  • "I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend"
    - Barf, John Candy (Spaceballs)

  • "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
    - Groucho Marx

  • "Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."
    - Elizabeth Taylor

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